Facetime

The new iPhone 4 commercials promote the new feature, face time. Facetime is essentially video messaging, except its on your mobile phone. While it means that it encourages multiple users to have an iPhone , as both parties need an iPhone it also likely means that annoying teens will take it to a whole other level on transit. But, the commercial brings up more serious questions, like why the fuck isn’t that babys daddy on the scene? Instead he’s feasting on room service in some random hotel. And those grandparents, why aren’t they with their grand daughter? They own an iPhone 4, so you know they have money. Get your asses out of Florida and into a convocation!

Take a look at the soldier in Afghanistan, why the hell aint he keeping the country safe, and he’s by himself in that room too. The other soldiers probably hate him. ‘Man, ever since Greg got an iPhone 4, he just sits in barracks all day long.’

And, I’m sure the great Satchmo would be thrilled that his music is used to flog phones all day long!