Chicago: Thanks Dustin, now get the fuck out!

I don’t know if this deal makes Vancouver Canuck fans feel better, but the sideways hat wearing, showboating Dustin Byfuglien has been traded. To Atlanta. Actually, it makes me feel a little better. He’ll be playing in Atlanta, which is also known as the Las Vegas/Paris of the boondocks.

Chicago sent the big goof, Brent Sopel, Ben Eager, and Akim Aiu (who?) just a few weeks after celebrated their first Stanley Cup in ages packing to ATL. I wonder if Byfuglien will expose his Dirty South rap roots, and get stabbed in a back alley.

Atlanta gave up Marty Reasoner, Jeremy Morin, a 24th pick, and a 54th pick, and their common sense.

Byfuglien, if you’re wondering is French for ‘face like testicle’