Starbucks releasing new size: Trenta. It’s a fucking pail!

Fact. The human stomach maximum capacity is less than 900ml. Starbucks new size? It’s 917ml. That’s right, as if that massive jolt to your system of pure caffeine from the regular Starbucks cup sizes wasn’t enough, the coffee giant has released the Trenta. Of course, the Trenta joins, the Tall, the Grande, and the Venti. The Venti used to be their biggest at 561ml, but Starbucks decided they needed to Americanize this whole thing one step more, and go the Big Gulp route.

Now, sure from a capitalist standpoint, this may make sense, but health advocates are saying that this move just puts Fat America (because that’s where it’s launching first) closer to Fattest America. Why you may ask? Well, before if you were to get the biggest Iced Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha (which actually happens to be Rosie O’Donnell’s blood type) the calorie hit would’ve been 700. Now? 904. 904 calories in a single drink. The whole thing about drinking something that’s bigger than your stomach? Not an issue, drink enough, and your stomach will expand to that size to accommodate. That’s right. Shit just got real.