Dogs Will Be Dogs

When you read the headline, man found guilt of animal abuse, you think of some mangy mutt acting a fool. Of course, there’s usually a dog or a cat involved too. Now, the story coming out of Windsor, Ontario is something I’ve never heard of before. Anjalo Abeywickrema was troubled by how long it was taking to house break his pet dog. Instead of keeping the faith with rolled up newspapers, walks after dinner, water splashes, our man, Anjalo got creative. He got a condom, slid it on the pups penis, and tied it into a knot. If you’re a guy, you likely grimaced a little louder than the ladies. Imagine someone tying a balloon so tight around your junk that not only is it tough to pee, but when you do, it just drips into a balloon puddle for you to roll around in. Of course, animal activists are up in arms, but Anjalo is adamant that he didn’t wish to harm the animal, it just turned out like that. You gotta wonder how tough it was to tie this rubber on in the first place. When Anjalo tried to remove it, the dog bit him, trying to calm him down, he took him for a walk. They got to an open field, where he thought he’d let the dog loose, the dog, for obvious reasons, ran off. Anjalo, in the process of looking for him, had heart attack. While he was in hospital, the dog was found, and was, obviously, in serious distress. He was put down for humanitarian reasons.