Baby, Baby…

Somewhere there is an Indonesian man crying tears of joy, while some citizens are hoping they’re not eaten in a few years

Why? Well his wife gave birth to the biggest baby in the country’s history. That’s right, not the biggest baby in the family, not the biggest baby in the hospital, the biggest baby in Indonesia. History. 19 friggin’ pounds. Now, of course the the baby was born cesarean, can’t even imagine pushing out nineteen pounds of kid. Three hours in and a lonely hand is popping out.

Doctors stated that the reasoning behind the fact they pulled the equivalent to the baby John Goodman is that the mother had diabetes. Anytime a mother has high glucose levels, it contributes to the baby’s weight.

The heaviest baby ever born was in 1879 and weight 23 pounds, a weight also known as Aretha Franklins ankle.