Are those 24 reptiles in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

From the file of holy shit news, a man was caught in Oslo trying to clear Norwegian customs carrying a tarantula in his bag, and 14 royal pythons, and 10 albino leopard geckos taped to his body.

It was just another day at the airport for Kristiansand customs, until the frickin’ zoo man decided to walk through. Customs only decided to search the man when they came across the tarantula, I guess the wiggling bumps under his pants didn’t concern them.  Check out this quote from office manager Helge Breilid.

“Customs officers quickly realized the man was smuggling animals, because his whole body was in constant motion,”

No word on if any of the officers names were Sherlock friggin’ Holmes. When the man dropped his pants, they found 10 cans taped to his legs, each containing a lizard (naturally). The man will be released after paying a fine of $2,256.

No word as to what’s going to happen to the ark of animals attached to him.