Dirty in New Mex – Bert Lopez
Its like a scene from an old 70′s movie, and that’s sheer awesomeness would impress the guy from The Shield. The still photos from a security camera outside of a New Mexico country club, however, have embarrassed the local police force. What did they capture you might ask? Not much, just a cop shagging some girl on the hood of his cop car. The force put the cop, Bert Lopez, on admin leave for a little bit, but, no charges will be laid, as no criminal activity was taking place. I just feel bad for the corner shop that was getting robbed in the neighborhood. That, and his wife.


