Things I know for sure…
I think Oprah does something like this, where she shares her wisdom and all the things she’s learned as she’s gone through her life. She’s had many successes and a few failures for sure. Our life plan has been pretty similar to hers, kind of, in a way, okay maybe not, really.
We’ve come to know a few things as we go along….And we’ll be sure to share them as we go along
1. In Vancouver, few things define patio weather more than a warm day, a Greek dish, a Corona, and Metric playing on the stereo.
2. If it weren’t for bums, our streets would be filled with cigarette butts and empty pop cans. Thank you, Hobos, thank you.
3. A waitress will only ask you how your food is, if your mouth is completely full
4. Rap music is a very tough genre to perform live
5. You don’t need to be politically correct, just good natured.
For now, that’s about it. Four things, that will likely be proven wrong on your first day out. We’ll be sure to swing back with some useless pieces of wisdom. Look for it!
In the meantime, we’ll leave you with this video of a man who has been caught by his wife cheating with some jezebel. The video takes place in some part of India, and is poetic urban justice defined. Big up to the BFF’s.



Number 3… so true, so true. Do you think it’s part of their training regime? Make sure you ask how the food is when the customer has his mouth full. Therefore they can only nod and smile through their food stuffed mouth.
LOL wow classic vid… beating a man while holding a baby = talent.
that’s hilarious about the homeless, they’re like complimentary street cleaners!
I hear ya tales..it’s inevitable doesn’t matter the place.. happens all the time!
aj604 – absolute talent, tough enough holding a kid and running around, but layin the smack down? impressive no doubt!