Senior goes Hellboy in the Downtown Eastside

72 year old Leo Seewald was knocked about, bleeding, dazed from being smacked in the head by a mallet swinging robber. The scummer was asking Leo for his Rolex watch and money, what did Leo do?

“I said, ‘you got nothing’ Leo stated. He grabbed the mallet from would be robber. He did this even after being hit in the head at least seven times, and opening up a gash that required twelve staples to close. The assailant, Danny Joseph Jordan, 46 was arrested and added to a criminal record dating back to 1981. 1981! Holy Shit! Where’s a Victoria cop when you need one?

Our only hope was that Leo bought down the mallet several times on Danny boys head. Of course, there was a good Samaritan police lady at the scene, but according to Leo, she didn’t get involved physically. She stood in the middle screaming, just consistently screaming. Who she think she is? Storm?

All kidding aside, still a tough gig.