Tiger Woods Car Crash Gives Enquirer Fuel

You know that scene in Men In Black, where they refer to the National Enquirer and other tabloids as reliable news sources? Well, we’re going to be honest, while we think 90% of all of that stuff is bullshit, we’re pretty sure at least 10% of it is true. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t think the Batboy actually lives in a cave in Philadelphia. No, he seems to be more of a Jersey guy.

Well, Tiger Woods’s crash has apparently put the spotlight on Rachel Uchitel, a New York City party girl who is said to be having an affair. According to the Enquirer the story was verified through polygraph tests, and interviews. Quite the verification process. Check out the picture of the hooker, we  mean looker.