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Call me a hater, call me what you want. Justin Bieber is madly overrated.  I can’t even believe I’ve actually gotta call some 16 year old kid overrated. This guy to me is in the same league as Sean Kingston. Except Sean Kingston looks a little more like that girl from Precious. And Justin Bieber would totally be that girls bitch, not Sean Kingstons’, but Precious’s.

We’re going to do a couple of things here, one show you a video down below from down under, showcasing a few things, one, his understanding of the world, and two, how quickly he forgets he’s from Canada.

The other thing is that we’re going to take a look at his hit track, Baby. The lyrics are shown below, or as we should say words accompanying the word ‘baby’ are below. He says the word itself 55 times.

(Ohh wooaahhh) x3

You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And I’ll be there
You want my love
You want my heart
And we would never, ever, ever be apart

So, let’s take a look at the first stanza, pretty easy, pretty obvious that he digs some 12 year old girl, and that they’ll never part. At least until high school.

Are we an item?
Girl quit playin’
We’re just friends,
What are you sayin’?
Said there’s another as you look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time

What the hells happened here? This girls two timing Justin? ‘Girl, quit playin’ , looks like our kid JB just got played.

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine (mine)

So this girl breaks his heart, and the best he comes up with is he continues to call her baby. Well, why she left is starting to make sense.

Oh oh For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can’t believe we ain’t together
And I wanna play it cool
But I’m losin’ you
I’ll buy you anything
I’ll buy you any ring
Cause I’m in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
I’m goin down, down, down, down
And I just can’t believe my first love won’t be around

Ok, ok, he’s getting it back together, he’s saying he’ll play it cool, but hold on, he’ll buy her anything, any ring? JB, how the fuck is that playing it cool? You just got played, and now you’re buying rings? And,  where is your sixteen year old ass getting enough money for rings?!

And I’m like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh

I thought you’d always be mine (mine)

Well, when in doubt, go back to the baby, baby stuff.
(Luda)
When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody compared to my baby
And nobody came between us, no one could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck,
She woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks(Woo! )
She made my heart pound, I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend
She knows she got me dazing cuz she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying…

Street Nawlidge! Ludacris shows up, apparently, this single appearance also cost him his entire street cred. So, Luda had his first love when he was 13, and he ’s talking about love. She made his heart pound, that’s what it’s supposed to do fool. Then he goes on to talk about how he didn’t need no Starbucks. Luda, you 33 years old! They didn’t have no Starbucks when your ass was 13! They sure as hell didn’t have it in the hood! And, what street cred was Luda building at 13 in a god damn Starbucks?! Seriously, Ludacris just bust up his friggin’ career. Luda, how broke is your ass?! Chicken n Beer was a decent album man! How the hell can you be outta money?!

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I though you’d always be mine (mine)

Hot Damn! Again with the babies! Give it up! She left your Sports Day having ass.

I’m gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I’m all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I’m all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now I’m all gone, gone, gone, gone
I’m gone

Typical, she cheats on him, leaves him, he begs and pleads, and offers to buy her a ring. And, now, he’s all about, ‘being gone’. Time to go to Gym and talk about how she’s a ho.