Stranger than Fiction…

Boy becomes sports superstar.
Girl stalks boy.
Boy marries girl.
What the fuck?!

Former Pakistan cricket captain Shoaib Malik received all sorts of mail from Ayesha Siddiqui, of the stalker kind, and then in 2002 the guy agreed to recite wedding vows with Ayesha, even though he’d never met her. Someone needs to explain the concept of groupies to this guy. There are so many questions that come from this simple story that your brain will explode, but it gets better…

Fast forward to today where later this month Malik is expected to marry India tennis star Sonia Mirza. So, that wedding, the sane one that is, that’s getting a ton of publicity leaves our girl Ayesha outside looking in. She’s filed police complaints citing cheating and criminal intimidation against the former cricket captain. How about being a fucking moron? How about that charge? You got to love how someone can file a criminal complaint citing cheating. It’s days like this where Tiger Woods is thinking, ‘man, I got off easy!’