Bieber Fever

Your turn on the tube, and it’s just another news story about some pop star or celebrity getting out of hand and having it kick off with some photog or paparazzo. This weekend, however, things were a little different. Justin Bieber was involved, and while Bieber Nation may have descended on Rogers Arena to catch his show. All the news was about what happened at Planet Lazer in Richmond. Of course, there’s always something happening at one of the premier venues in the Lower Mainland, premier venue for maybe 5 year old birthday parties.

When I first saw the blurb about Bieber punching some 12 year old kid in the face, I of course wondered why Bieber would be beating his elders. Realizing that the pop idol is now 16, you start to wonder what the hell he was doing at a laser tag place anyways. One can only assume he was trying to build his street cred, but he went about it all the wrong way. By age 16, Bieber should be banging more cocktail waitresses than Tiger Woods. He should be seen slinking out of bars and nightclubs late at night, and he should have members of his entourage kicking the shit out of Ed Hardy wearing douches. It’s pretty evident that the kid hasn’t attended Street Nawlidge 101.

Instead of a bar or even hotel lobby, the guy was actually participating in some laser tag fun. You know it’s sad when regular 16 year old guys are asking, ‘why the fuck would you go to laser tag?’ He of course, runs beef with some guy there. Maybe, some 12 year old that zapped him after the music died? Maybe broke some serious laser tag protocol?

Blogtrot’s advice to JB is to show up at the next music awards show absolutely wasted, and slap Ludacris or something. Nothing like some ridiculous backlash.